I might as well be using two tin cans and some string. Or that phone on the left. My cell phone sucks. Sucks the big monkey. My friends have now started to say I sound like Satan when they call me. Lovely. Nothing like being compared to Lucifer to start a phone call off on the right foot.
I have had cell phone issues since I moved to D.C. I am currently using Cingular, which is suppposed to have the best damn network in this, the United States of America. I call bullshit on that. I can't hear people 9/10 phone calls. Yes, I drop calls. I cant dial, I cant hear.
I went to Cingular to get a new phone, and they told me I would have to sign ANOTHER two year contract before they would give me the sexy phone that I crave.
Screw you Cingular, we very well may be breaking up soon. I am looking at Verizon and Sprint for a new potential relationship. Yep, I am going to cheat on you, you call dropping bastards. No more of broken promises, or not showing up on time. I want a Cell Provider that is going to be with me during the good times and the bad. I want a Cell provider that I can depend on. I want someone that is going to stand beside me through the test of time... whoa, maybe I am emoting some relationship distress on my cell phone, but still. You get the point.
If I drop one more call, I think I am going to lose my damn mind.