From Beautiful Girls :
(picture Rosie O'):
GINA: I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both fucking insane.
You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison
fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with
big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses.
That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He
gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny
niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. Hey Mitch.
Thank you.
[Looking at a porn magazine]
Gina:
Oh, guys, look what we have here. Look at this, your favorite. Oh, you like that?
Tommy:
I could go along with that.
Gina:
Yeah, that's nice right? Well, it doesn't exist ok. Look at the hair.
The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well, it's a fucking
weave ok? And the tits, please! I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits
by design were invented to be suckled by babies. Yes, they're purely
functional. These are silicon city. And look, my favorite, the shaved
pubis. Pubic hair being too unruly and all. Very key. This is a
mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Implants, collagen, plastic,
capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed,
the bush shaved... These are not real women, all right? They're beauty
freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our
puckered boobs, hi bob, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well
I don't buy it, all right? But you fucking mooks, if you think that if
there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women,
you don't give us real women anything approaching a commitment. It's
pathetic. I don't know what you think you're going to do. You're going
to end up eighty-years old, drooling in some nursing home, then you're
going to decide, it's time to settle down, get married, have kids?
What, are you going to find a cheerleader? Charge it Mitch.
Tommy:
I think you're over simplifying.
Gina:
Oh eat me. Look at Paul. With his models on the wall, his dog named
Elle McPherson. He's insane. He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. If you
had an once of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, you
would realize that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin-deep.
And you know what, if you ever did hook one of those girls, I guarantee
you'd be sick of her.
Tommy:
Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her after about, what, twenty or thirty years?
Gina:
Get over yourself. Thank you Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude.
Tommy:
What?
Gina:
No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is
some other shit going on in the relationship, besides the physical,
it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a
grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.
Willie Conway:
What was that?
Tommy:
I don't know, but a great ass.
Willie Conway:
Nice tits. Come on let's go.
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